April 2008

Carbon Credit? Noooo... Carbon Debit!

Okay... 'nuff is enough...

CARBON CREDIT PROMISARY STATEMENT

I, Zaphod Breeblebrox, do solemnly swear that I will NOT burn down at least 500 Million Tons of forest ever. This does not exclude any other forest from burning at a future date. As of now though, 500 Million tons are safe from my hand. I wish to leave the other tonnage for the other wise people not to burn.

As such, at a rate of 50% carbon by weight on average by for wood, 250 Megatons of carbon 12, or 920 Megatons of Carbon Dioxide (weight 44) will not be released into the atmosphere.

Since I have avowed NOT to commit this horrible act of arson, I wish to deposit my 920 Million Carbon Credits (in ton amounts) in the Gore Carbon Bank.

I move my hand this day upon this document, Zaphod Breeblebrox (04/18/08)

Okay, there you have it, I have 920 Million Carbon Creds to my name. I can now sell it to any corporation who wants it for real money, or even buy more for deposit. Gee, that was easy and fun! Thanks Algore! Oh, and, I gotta have a card to go with the credits!

Never has not doing a crime been so profitable. Take what you need my friends!
(There's always more forest not to burn if I need it!)
(or be nice and hit my tip jar out in the main site for using the card on your site)

(this of course, is for fun and giggles, if you thought something else, yer a lib... errm... idiot.)

Okay, Barak fans may be feeling bad. Here's some glam shots of hillary to keep you enthused.

Here's some glam shots of Hillary to keep you in hilarity. Do remember, this is all in the name of fun.

STROKES ARE NOT FUNNY!
(Yes they are, Peter proved it on Family Guy!)

Certain people should avoid certain clothing.

And you thought Britney and Jenna were bad girls.
At least they weren't gross!

Incontrivable evidence that the earth has been near a black hole.
Unretouched Hillary on the left, and Kai's Power Goo (guess) being used in Soundgarden's video "Black Hole Sun" on the right.
Spaghettification has never been so funny, and yet at the same time, so disturbing.

The first woman to prove "In Living Color" wrong. She's in Benito Mussolini's cult of personality.

Barack Obama is most likely Apophis!

Okay, just clowning around here, but more than the fact that he is black, I have noticed some similarities between Barack Hussein Obama and Goa'uld System Lord Apophis! Also known as... Apep, Snakey, Lord of the Gut Pumpers. Take a look!

Old habits die hard don't they Apep? These are unretouched.

Another visual aid comparing Apophis and Barack.

Okay, this one is obviously retouched. So your choice is...
FAINT BEFORE YOUR CANDIDATE or...
KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GOD!

These were just for fun, I hope it has provided you a moment of levity... and not raw terror. While I do believe that both Hillary and Barack would take us down the wrong road, I do not believe that Barack is a bad man. I think he's a good man, just misled. I think Hillary is a witch however, and I believe to be a nasty person, in spirit, and action.

What about my candidate? John McCain... weak. Not a gleaming example of conservatism, but the lesser of three evils.

And the beat goes on!

Just what is Yuwie? A blog site? A social networking site? A bad business model? You be the judge!

Get on over to http://www.profy.com/2008/03/03/yuwie-social-or-pyramid-network/ ...

the word-war is still going strong, and, at worst, it dull, at best, it's hillarious!

Zap!